Slaughter vs swearing (feat. Battlefield 3, “99 Problems”)

“The Queen [of England] has been graciously pleased to signify her intention of conferring the honour of Knighthood upon … Richard Charles Nicholas Branson for services to Entrepreneurship,” reported the London Gazette on Dec. 30 1999.  This, in an age where Palestine is denied statehood.  In both the matter of conferring knighthood and of denying statehood, the corrupt governance speaks for itself, and facades of freedom and justice become evermore obvious.

Billionaire Branson, born in Blackheath, London, founded Virgin Group, a conglomerate comprised of about 400 outlets for peddling idiocy to the 99%.

Conquer the world, win a prize

On Sept. 2011, Branson announced “the largest videogame tournament in history.”  According to the aptly named Worldwide Conquest Announcement, the sum of prizes will be 1.6 million dollars, or approximately one dollar for every Iraqi who has died since the advent of Operation Iraqi Freedom.  Many dollars represent the deaths and life-ruining deformations of children due to poisoned ground-water exposed to depleted uranium.

And the soundtrack bumps

Modern-day-house-slave Jay-Z sucks an electronic dick while complicit in the advocation of war

Modern-day-house-slave Jay-Z sucks an electronic dick while complicit in the advocation of war.

Contributing the marketing-soundtrack to Battlefield 3 was US slave-descendant, and current house-slave, Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter, whose song “99 Problems” can be heard–but only in its edited form, for the sake of manners.  In the commercial, Jay-Z can be heard saying, “I got 99 problems, but a…ain’t one.”  The missing word is “bitch.”

So according to Billionaire Branson and the strategies of his marketeers at Virgin Gaming, simulated slaughter is okay, but swearing is not.  Go back to sleep.

I imagine sighs from stupefied parents everywhere, as vivid depictions of mayhem stay untainted by the word “bitch.”  I imagine, likewise, the disproportionate representation of minorities in the military–their minds long since crucified by military-training that creates high-tech slaves that are insane, yet manageable: now those slaves can more easily nod their heads to the soundtrack of their favorite murder-simulator.  #CultureFail

Kill those freedom-hating Iraqis, mom and daughter, and do not worry--you will hear no curse words as you murder.

Kill those freedom-hating Iraqis, mom and daughter, and do not worry--you will hear no curse words as you murder.

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