If you ever want to anger
our culture’s frivolous pseudo-celebrities,
simply point-out their precarious novelties
“Look! that frivolous pseudo-celebrity
is meticulously accentuating
its mammary glands!”
(pseudo-celebrity: “how dare you!”)
“Look! that frivolous pseudo-celebrity
puts no filter between its thoughts and mouth,
no matter how impolite or senseless the idea!”
(pseudo-celebrity: “how dare you!”)
“Look! that frivolous pseudo-celebrity
shows her precarious novelties
then is intolerant when they are seen!”
(pseudo-celebrity: “how dare you!”)
How dare you look!
Mammary glands
and other precarious novelties
define our culture’s
frivolous pseudo-celebrities.
“Guys will do anything
to see our boobs!”
Says the marketing gimmick
who is obsolete
once past her 20′s.
“I’m just one of the guys!”
Says the sex-object
whose worth is the sum
of the lust
for her holes.
And there is definitely
something to be said
for someone who regularly says things
that are as unimportant to hear
as they would be heard backwards…

