Marijuana makes you stupid,
but no stupider than a job
where you beg slobs
to unnecessarily change
their cell-phone plan
Marijuana makes you stupid,
but no stupider than an office-job
where you waste your life,
wishing you were far away,
waiting for the days when you can live.
Marijuana makes you stupid,
but no stupider than someone
who understands what I say,
when I say “stupider”
but still insists,
that “stupider” is not a word.
There are a whole lot of good reasons
to criminalize marijuana:
weed makes you stupid, lazy, and aimless,
but not more so
than plenty legal things
which create profit
for our culture’s kings.
So if you think that the lie
“weed is a crime”
is for more than to protect
the bottom line for cotton kings
and for prozac princes
… you are mistaken.
