I want to be a politician; and if there is one thing that I know about politics, it is that you get big things done by pointing your half-thumb at people. I want to get big things done; so I am going to try right now, by pointing my half-thumb at you. Here I go…
I am going to provide you with a job, by pointing my half thumb at you. I am going to allow you to keep sidewalks clean, outside of rich people’s houses – you are going to scrub the concrete. I am providing you with a job, by pointing my half thumb at you.
I am going to provide you with an education,,,
Do not worry about a thing – I am pointing my half thumb at you. Your education is that you should stay narrowly focused on the idea that the “Bush Administration” is the root problem. I am providing you an education, by pointing my half thumb at you.
I am going to provide you a History lesson, by pointing my half thumb at you: The “Founding Fathers” were good men. No – scratch that – they were GREAT men… they liked to [rape] their slaves.
